|That hamper is trying so hard...|
|Yes I have finished unpacking my dorm stuff...shut up...|
Step 3: On the appointed day, set aside at least six hours of productive daylight within which you can complete your project. Instead, change into your cleaning clothes and dick around on YouTube until the sun goes down.
|You want the room to have that "about to collapse in on you" feeling.|
Step 5: Take a Nutella break.
|SO FRIGGEN DELISH|
Step 7: Before accomplishing the quick and simple tasks that would lead to finishing faster, you should find one of your collections and organize it with a frightening and possibly OCD amount of precision. Hey, it is extremely important that your earrings are arranged by weight and that your nail polish bottles display a double rainbow.
|Y'know, if the rainbow was mostly pink.|
Step 9: Make piles. This may seem counter-productive, but it's super helpful to make a pile of clean clothes, a pile of dirty clothes, and a pile of I-could-probably-legally-wear-this-one-last-time clothes. You may have aspirations to fold or hang up the clean pile, but you won't.
Step 10: Crawl around your room with an empty Walmart bag and search for garbage. Wow that's a lot of receipts. Do you just dump your purse out on the floor? Where do all these clothing tags come from? I can't believe you didn't even finish that candy bar...what a waste.
|Pwease don't throw me away!|
|Seriously? You're taking another break?|
Step 13: Kick out the stowaways. There are WAY too many things in your room that don't belong. You probably didn't even take them in. They were abandoned by evil house gremlins that wish messiness upon you. Why else would you have twelve glasses of half-evaporated water on your nightstand?
|Tuck me in please|
|The monster is no longer UNDER the bed|