MAH NAME IS PAPI, HERE ARE WISDOMS

1. PEEPLE SAY DON'T COLOR INSIDE THE LINES. DON'T SHIT INSIDE THE BOX EITHER

2. YOU MADE THE DRAWER AND NOW YOU HAS TO LIE IN IT

3. IDLE PAWS ARE THE DEVIL'S POLLY. WHO THE FUCK IS POLLY? WHATEVER, TAKE A NAP. 

4. HOOMANS. DON'T TRUST THEM AS FAR AS THEY CAN TROW YOU. WHICH, ACTUALLY, IS PRETTY FUCKIN FAR. PRAY FOR A COUCH LANDING. 

5. CLEANLINESS IS NEXT TO WHATEVERNESS, BUT BUTTS ARE FUN TO LICK LAWL. 

6. KEEP YOUR BITCHES IN LINE. 

7. A KITTY IN THE PURSE IS WORTH TWO CLAWS IN THE EYE.

8. THEY CAN TAKE OUR BOUNCY BALLS, BUT THEY CAN NEVER TAKE OUR FREEDOM....WAIT...FUCK.